WANKER TRAIN

Whenever there is a hold up at the station for trains invariably by the time the first train arrives there are by now several trains worth of passengers (extras) waiting to board. As a result of this a surge occurs as most of these people clamber to squeeze onto an over capacity train making for an uncomfortable journey and risk to health and safety. This is truly where the humanity breaks down and the human condition kicks in. Personally I choose not to board these trains unless it is really necessary. Those people however who push to board the trains because their time is so much more important than there welfare are just wankers which makes such trains full of wankers and thus the “wanker train.”